Creepers exploding is nothing new to Minecraft, but zombies being smart is. In Minecraft 1.2, the baddies got some upgrades, so many of us are wondering what's next. I'm going to be taking a few (not real) guesses at that.
Here's the (not real) enemy update logs:
1. Creepers will now grab you from behind, gag you, pistol whip you James Bond style, then explode.
2. Two words. Griefer zombies.
3. Zombies and skeletons will craft umbrellas to shield them from the sun (after stealing the stuff from you).
5. Villagers will commit a few real world crimes (stealing, destruction of o.p.p, and mugging, to be precise :) ).
6. Voldemort himself will now magically avada-kedavra you.
7. Don't be surprised to come back to your home to find it spray-painted.
8. Anti-Notch will now appear and make Minecraft crash... before saving.
9. Did not remove Herobrine.
-Nick
Please note these are not real and are awful, horrible figments of my imagination. :]
Here's the (not real) enemy update logs:
1. Creepers will now grab you from behind, gag you, pistol whip you James Bond style, then explode.
2. Two words. Griefer zombies.
3. Zombies and skeletons will craft umbrellas to shield them from the sun (after stealing the stuff from you).
5. Villagers will commit a few real world crimes (stealing, destruction of o.p.p, and mugging, to be precise :) ).
6. Voldemort himself will now magically avada-kedavra you.
7. Don't be surprised to come back to your home to find it spray-painted.
8. Anti-Notch will now appear and make Minecraft crash... before saving.
9. Did not remove Herobrine.
-Nick
Please note these are not real and are awful, horrible figments of my imagination. :]
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